This is a good thing if it were a Ferrari model as you know your dreams and ambitions are for something stupendous and incredible. If you own a Ferrari and you have models of your Ferrari or other Ferraris you want it is alright because a Ferrari is what dreams are made of. It is fast, glamorous, exotic, a babe magnet, a toyboy magnet, you name it.
But if you are a future Toyota Camry owner or a current Toyota Camry owner and you buy a toy of it something is totally wrong with you. Especially the remote control version pictured above.
Why is God's name would you buy one in the first place? What are you telling people (or the store cashier when you're paying for it) the reason you ended up buying a Toyota Camry model over the Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche supercar toy? What? You're telling me you want to know how a Toyota Camry drives while fondling or toggling the remote control? It's a toy for Godssake!!!!!! And furthermore a real 1:1 scale Toyota Camry drives like a book titled "Advance Mathematics for Quantum Physics", which would put you to sleep in an instant. The real Toyota Camry is good in doing that to its passengers though. This is a good quality if you were chauffeur driven in one. It is comfortable to the level where you'd be sleepy in an instant.
But why buy a toy version of such a car? It's pathetic. I have yet to meet anyone who has told me that his or her dream car is a Toyota Camry. Imagine how low your goals and dreams are if your dream car is a Toyota Camry. You need to aim higher dammit!!!!!!
So by all that's holy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT buy a Toyota Camry toy and give your kid to play with. When I was young I was busy playing Pontiac Firebirds, Porsche 911 remote control cars. Not Camrys. If you're an adult and you bought one, give yourself a slap on the face. You really need one as you chose a Toyota over a Ferrari to play around with.
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