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Monday, April 20, 2015

Of religon, the lifespan of certain cars, the oldest of them all and that the idle mind is the devil's workshop

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Lada 2107 - still in production in Egypt to THIS VERY DAY!!!!

Somewhere in the suburbs of Kuala Lumpur a group of think that the faith of muslims will be threatened by the mere sight of a cross and a church in their area. Aside from the conspiracy theory that this is to divert attention from what ex-Prime Minister and car guy, Tun Mahathir's scathing attacks on the current Prime Minister (who to me seems oblivious to what the heck is actually going on in our country) it goes to show that there are people who sit around with nothing better to do than to complain about normal things that we see in Malaysia. 

We have mosques everywhere, so why isn't the faith of so many non-muslims affected? I think that these people have too much time on their hands. They actually need to have proper jobs and then a hobby...like racing cars on weekends. Take a look at Yours Truly over here. My kindergarten was behind the largest church in Taiping. I went to two different La Salle schools - St. George's Institution in Taiping and St. John's Institution in Kuala Lumpur. I am still who I am and not suddenly Padre Rig from Nacho Libre.




You know, we are so used to seeing the Proton Gen 2, Proton Persona and the Satria Neo on the roads of Malaysia as they have been around in one form or the other since 2004. The Gen2 came in 2004, followed by a heavily modified, shortened chassis variant called the Satria Neo and finally the Persona sedan in 2007. The Gen2 is still on sale in China as a Youngman Europestar-Lotus (but in car production lifespan terms, should already be called Oldman Lotus). The Persona and Satria Neo soldiers on with some changes here and extra equipment there. 

So it would seem that the same chassis platform has been on sale for over a decade. As I mentioned, in terms of car production lifespan average, it is about three to four years older than the industry average of between five to eight years for a platform. But bear in mind that this isn't as bad as the original Proton Saga. Based on the 1982 Mitsubishi Lancer, it first appeared in 1985 and continued on till 2008. So what the heck is eleven or so years.

Anyway, Mitsibishi also stated that their current Mitsubishi Lancer is carrying on until 2018 or more at the very least making that model, which was launched in 2007 into something that the Proton Persona is right now - a platform that has been around for over a decade.


But we are not so bad. Proton does not sell us the Gen2 variant anymore. They still sell it in China though but we in Malaysia have the Satria Neo and Persona taking the trophy for the longest production cars in the Malaysian market. Now the longest selling production vehicle with the same chassis that has been selling here in Malaysia is actually the Land Rover Defender. That has been around with some modification since the 1940s and its latest Defender form since the 1980s. But in the case of the Landie, no one wants it to change. In the case of cars, somehow we do.

We want our cars to be refined. Some older chassis do not have the structural rigidity to ensure safety and good handling. This is why manufacturers replace them with better platforms every seven years or so. The usual sales blurb is that the newer chassis is 100% stiffer than the old one, safer, handles better and more refined. It usually is the case. But I believe that car platforms have actually arrived at such a point that cars are rigid enough to be safe, refined and handle well. This is quite true as in most new cars I have been in, the levels of refinement and how it drives are pretty good compared to those in the late 1990s. Even a Persona is actually quite nice to drive compared to a 1990s Wira. It is quieter, more stable at speed and safer too.

Maybe it is this level of progress that we will see longer lifespans of the cars we see on our roads today. Another good example of a car that is destined to have a long life is the current Ford Fiesta. It was launched in 2008 (as a 09 model) and was facelifted in 2013. A facelift is usually done mid-life, so I predict the Fiesta will be around to at least 2017-2018.  I think the era for long lasting production cars is coming back as manufacturers feel that it is economical to do so and that consumers do not actually mind if the price is right.

So what Proton is doing may not be a bad thing then. And even I do not think the Persona is a bad car to drive around in. In fact, as a car producing country, I am glad that we are not Iran or Egypt. Imaging driving around in a modified Peugeot 405 (1987-1997)  platform like the Iran Khodro Samand or worse still, in Egypt where the Fiat 124 from 1966, under license as the Lada Riva/2107 variant is still sold in egypt.

Iran Khodro Samand - AKA Peugeot 405 (1987-1997) Iran from 1987 to date.....I think running a 405 may be cheap as spare parts could be procured from Iran

Interior of the Lada 2107 from 2012....the Fiat 131 my father owned in the late 1970s to the 1990s was more modern.

2107 seats...luxury.....in 1938

Seriously. A car from 1966 is still around with new bumpers, lights, a bigger grille and a new dashboard. How's that for progress? So the moral of this story is that do not be Egypt, or Iran. Or for that matter any country in the Middle East for everyone's sake. This is what forsaking actual progress actually brings. Really terrible (by today's standards) cars that you can buy brand new as well as an overall lack of progress (Hello, Iran's nuclear technology does not help the actual citizens does it? Many are out of the country seeking income. Like here in Malaysia).

An idle mind is the Devil's workshop. If you don't really create anything, don't work hard, don't have a hobby or don't have a life and then suddenly think that shit is going to happen because of other people's religious symbols, you may be bringing our country down and on par with countries like I mentioned above.

Do take note people.

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

This Has Got To Be The Most Awesome Proton Sales Advert Blurb Ever On Mudah

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This was spotted by both my pal Firdaus and I recently and has got to be either the most awesome car sales ad eve pitched or the most psychotic. It would help if you can understand and read Malay as it is seriously awsome. 

The salesman addresses potential customers as  'Chor' which means elder brother in the 'loghat utara' or north Malay slang. He also wants us Chors to be happy even after getting a lashing from your bosses as he just got one too. 

According to him he is an authorised sales representative. And expert up to the levels of an Avatar or a Bumiputra Rocker which is important as he, Ahmad as he is supposed to be called has 105 years of experience. 105 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE? If he started work at 20 he would be about 120 years old. Err........He must be immortal and cannae die.

He is based in the Klang Valley according to the ad. But even if you are hundreds of kilometers away in Pahang or even further in Kelantan he can do so as he is an avatar from the heavens. THIS IS AHMAD LA!!!!!

He then proceeds with telling you to read the advertisement. According to Ahmad, if you use the Proton Satria Neo mentioned herein your neighbours will be disappointed, they will be crying, the village folks will see and be proud. Office mates will be all teary eyed. All for a Satria Neo?

He then states that he can speak Bota Kiri, Swedish, English, Hailam Kopitiam, Nan Yang Siang Pau, Sin Chew Jit Poh? WTF is Hailam Kopitiam, Nan Yang Siang Pau and Sin Chew Jit Poh? The first means a traditional Hailam Coffee Shop and the next two are Chinese daily newspapers. The only thing Swedish that Ahmad would know is meatballs from Ikea. The only thing you can truly believe here is that he speaks Bota. Botarians be proud.

Then on the specs:-
"-1.6 CPS Engine 145hp, BOLE DRIFT SIAP KONA BARING YOB...EHHEHEHE.."
Fuiyoh!!!! The 145hp Front Wheel Drive Satria Neo can do a drift.......and then do something Malaysians like to use 'konabaring' term for a corner taken extremely flat.

"- Sleek bodylines & aerodynamic shaping, BOLEH TERBANG.."
Would you want your Satria Neo to fly with all that supposed downforce?

"- R3 leather seat , KULIT SELADANG TUAN, BARU GARANG...TAKUT ORANG LAIN NENGOK.."
This is truly marketing taken to the extreme and ridiculous. Cow leather is not buffalo leather, which is what a seladang is. Ahmad also states that with buffalo leather the car is aggressive and people would be afraid to look at the car. Again. Fuiyoh!!!!!!! And WTF???? Really????

Oh, he also states that the car's reverse camera is a DSLR. So fantastic a resolution for a reverse camera? ....Again...WTF???? Mindblowing.

Go ahead, I dare any of you to contact Ahmad. His number's stated below!

The ad details in full below... and the link here (while it lasts)

NEO R3 S2000 MANUAL LESS N GIFT RM 5XXX
AKUM...SALAM sejahtera

SEBELUM TU, MUKA JGN KETAT CHOR, SENYUM SIKIT, CERIA2 SIKIT, TAHULAH KENA MARAH DGN BOS TDI CHA....AKU BARU TADI LEPAS......HAHAHAHAH

Sayalah wakil yang SAH (PAKAR TAHAP WALI2 - bumiptra rockers...PENTING TU...) dalam menguruskan penjualan kereta baru PROTON, PENGALAMAN 105 TAWUN..

ANDA DI PAHANG, KELANTAN, PERAK? CALL JE CHOR, KAMI BOLEH URUSKAN....INI AHMAD LA CHOR.....TAHAP WALI2 BRADER...

senang cakap, da betol da iklan yg dipilih ni,
baca iklan ni dulu.....lepas tu masuk tangan dalam
poket,bukan ambil duit,
tapi ambil h/fon
call terus no fon saya..hehehehehe

U PAKAI KERETA NI, KECEWA JIRAN SEBELAH, MENITIK AIRMATA DIORANG.....ORANG KAMPUNG NENGOK, BANGGA BRO...BETUL....TERKULAT2 OFIS MATE...HAHAHAHAHAHA...

ABLE TO SPEAK BOTA KIRI,SWEEDEN, HAILAM KOPITIAM, BAHASA, ENGLISH, NAN YANG SIANG PAU, SIN CHEW JIT POH...

Spec:
-1.6 CPS Engine 145hp, BOLE DRIFT SIAP KONA BARING YOB...EHHEHEHE..
- Sleek bodylines & aerodynamic shaping, BOLEH TERBANG..
- R3 leather seat , KULIT SELADANG TUAN, BARU GARANG...TAKUT ORANG LAIN NENGOK..

- Exclusive R3 front N REAR splitter spoiler
- 16 incH R3 rims,titanium side moldings
145bhp@7,000rpm
- 2 Din MULTIMEDIA PLAYER W GPS

- R3 Front & rear marks

PRICE RM 61,000

ON THE ROAD PRICE...RM 63,800, BELUM TERMASUK DISKAUN LAGI CHOR...

BULANAN:

9 Tahun: RM 730 MTHLY je cho..RM 0 D/PMNT FULL LOAN 100%
kalau byr 10%, bulanan 658 je..
Int DARI 2.0% , INTEREST TERENDAH, KAT MALAYSIA NI SAYA SORANG JE BOLEH BGI..HEHEHEHE

SKIM GRADUAN, SKIM PENGANGGUR SEMUA ADA, CALL JE..HEHEHEH

LESS N GIFT RM 5XXX, DETAILS INFO ABOUT LESS AND OTHERS, PLIZ CALL

T N GO ,SMART TAG AMIK la ye..kita dah rupa ADIK BERADIK.....apa ada hal..
FULL TANK minyak penuh
steering lock
tinted voucher rm 400 X 3
sand blasting NO ETCHING
AIRCOND RUMAH 1HP
TV 32 INCHI..
FREE TOWING SERVICE
HD DVR CAMCODER 3GP, BOLE REKOD TU...
REVERSE CAMERA DSLR HD NIGHT VERSION BOLE NAMPAK HANTU BRO..
GPS NAVIGATOR
bodykit skirting
FREE PA INSURANCE 50K
5% LESS INSURANCE RENEWAL EVERY YEAR
AKU PUN TAK TAHU NAK BAGI APA DAH...HAHAHAHAHHAHAH...
BOLEH CERITA LAGI TUAN..
CONFIRM TAK NYESAL..BETUL CHOR, KITA BAGI JADI JE JON...APA ADA HAL...

DOKUMEN :
dokumen bole e mail, faks, post ke...jmpa pun bole..
Photostat IC
Lesen Memandu
3 Bulan Slip Gaji 
3 Bulan Penyata Bank 

u dapat kereta..heppy...i belanja TEH TARIK..OK, MAI SECHAWAN..

HUBUNGI@SMS:..jgn segan2 ye.. kita bagi jadi je kali ni cha...

Ahmad...24 jam, PAKAR PROTON ANDA ( TAHAP WALI2 BRADER)
H/P:019- 2511 409
Email: ahmadauto2020@gmail.com
TERLAJAK LARIS..

WATS APPS, WEE CHAT... 016 3333 676

Location: KL & SEL & 1 malays

source:mudah.my
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